Once upon a time in the Northwest

Paul Wack and Ma Shit had a bet for how many vehicles would be the final total gate Attendance at the Vantasy Island Van run in 1997.  Whom ever lost the bet would take a whip cream pie in the face, administered by the winner. The pie was to be Installed during the Trophy presentation on Sunday morning.  Over the years, Ma and Wacko  have made quite a few bets, with Ma coming out the winner more often than not.
 As the final tally was in Saturday afternoon, the count was close, but Wacko was declared the winner. That left the rest of Saturday afternoon and evening for Paul to really exercise his bragging rights and describe in detail precisely how his whip cream pie was going to be delivered to Ma. 
So the Party was on Saturday night and I did my best to insure that Wacko enjoyed the evenings festivities, and was going to have the mother of all hangovers come the next morning.
As the crowd gathered on Sunday morning, the anticipation of the bet payoff was building.  The trophies were presented for the weekend’s activities, and during the pause before the raffle , was the time designated for the whip cream presentation.
As Wacko filled up the tin pans with heaping portions, Ma came out of a building  wearing a Commercial fisherman’s foul weather rain gear.  After harassing Ma for cheating by wearing a raincoat, Paul positions himself next to Ma for the culmination of the bet. 
While Paul was jesting with Ma, Jackie from Misty Mountain Vans, was returning from a trip to the nearest facilities. As she approached from behind Paul and Ma, she spotted several cans of whip cream just sitting on the table, out of the sight of Paul and Ma. You could just see the light bulb brighten up in the Misty Mountain Maiden’s eyes. As Paul gave his speech about the bet and his winning it, he picked up the tin plate, and being a gentleman, he placed his cheek on Ma’s cheek and applied the whip cream pie to both of their faces.  The crowd roared with Laughter.  Wacko and Ma thought it was for their pie in the face, But no, the laughter was for what was occurring behind them.

   Jackie had seized the moment, and while Wacko was engaged with Ma, She picked up two cans of whip cream, showed them to the crowd, and begin to cover Paul’s entire Ass with whip cream! The audience kept laughing hysterically with myself in tears. The more Paul tried to figure it out, the more puzzled he became. By now Jackie has returned the whip cream cans to the table, and is returning to her seat accompanied by applause. Paul, attempting to gain understanding of all of the laughter, turns around to see if anything is behind him.  This shows the vanners his now snowy white ass. the laughter increases. I am now rolling on the ground as Paul is doing ballet pirouttes in a circle in an effort to discover just what is so entertaining to the crowd. Every time he completes a circle and displays his rump to the audience, they howl with laughter.
It took 5 or 6 revolutions before he got enough whip cream out of his eyes in order to see what has happened to his backside! His blue Jean rump completely covered in whip cream!  Jackie just sits in the crowd with a very innocent smile on her face.

This was one of the most entertaining trophy-raffle presentations I have ever witnessed.

Gawdd I love Vanning !   2% Forever 

Billo